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Humofact 

Humofact (noun) - describes what was said by someone to be not clear weather it was just humor or a fact. People often joke around about things that actually are true, but don't want to say straight forward. After a humofact other person, or group of them is left in unknowingness weather it was truth for a fact with a funny side to it, or was it just a joke that is not the truth at all.

It's fun to give people such humofacts for them to think about themselves. Much can be said through humofacts, while still hiding something.
-Oh this is such a nice gift, where did you get this?!
-I stole it, hehehe.
-Really? you stole it?
-I won't tell weather it is true or is this just a joke. It's humofact for you, dear.
-Oh well...

-So, Dexter, what do you enjoy doing on your free time?
-Killing serial killers, usually. (this part was true, but told as a joke - that's why it's humofact.)
-Yeah sure.. It's fine with me if you don't want to tell. Want to go to concert this weekend?

-Michael, what is this ring, is this like a wedding ring?
-No, I just spend my months payment for it, and no it is not a wedding ring. -Was said with a following smile, and silence afterwards.
-Are you joking? That's one more of your humofacts...
Humofact by Vaidas Sarce January 14, 2012
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homofactual 

A person who can not keep his or her facts straight.
He is such a homofactual, he thinks Mexico is in South America.
homofactual by skabuck September 28, 2011
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Homofacts 

They aren't straight, they are gay facts
Guy1: dude that is straight facts
Guy2: you mean homofacts
Homofacts by Noah Malfoy August 19, 2021

homofactual 

gay facts about the straight world that just don't make sense
#1 straight friend - "there he goes again, on and on again about why not to eat at that chicken place..."

#1 homosexual male - ".. and then they give money to the Nazi party who kidnaps gypsies AND gays...."

# 2 straight friend - "uh yeah ... he's a homofactual..... let's grab some chicken and a milkshake"

#1 strsaight friend - "what an idiot.... let's get fries too"
homofactual by laslo January 28, 2013

Humoractively 

The quality of being amusing or comic in a sense of engaging or ready to engage in physically energetic pursuits.
“Oh yes, I enjoy looking at life humoractively. It brings great joy into my life.”

“No Todd, your jokes are not humoractively contributing to society. Stick to your day job.”
Humoractively by Dr. Dakota November 7, 2021
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