dude hummus

A man's sperm

'man I think she is addicted to dude hummus, someone get her a cracker'

by Maxpowerballs December 22, 2017

Hummus head

When you rub the tip of your cock in hummus and then have your girlfriend eat it off your penis

“She gave me the Hummus Head”

by 🅱️enos February 8, 2018

Eating hummus

The alibi used by teenagers having loud gay sex. They cover up by saying they were just REALLY enjoying the hummus. Usually works best on redditor mothers.

However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus.

by LatteVera April 20, 2022

hummus-sexual

A person who tends to be attracted to people of Middle Eastern descent.

"What's your type? "

"I think i am a hummus-sexual, I love Middle Eastern men! "

by Levantinenative April 20, 2018

Memphis Hummus

Blow a load in a chick's ass. You make her shit it out and eat it.

Sally Sue liked it up the butt. So I decided to give it to her.I finished up and came in her ass and noticed she was shitting it back out. She slowly moved it towards her mouth and I says "What are ya doing?". She looks into my eyes and whispers "MEMPHIS HUMMUS" and licked her palms clean. Next time I'll bring the barbeque sauce.

by RedMike702 January 15, 2009

Butt Hummus

Slang term for diarrhea.

That Indian food gave me mad Butt Hummus

by Bave Thields May 17, 2009

Hummus Dick

A condition resulting from your friends jamming a bowl of hummus in your board shorts at a bar in Lake Havasu.

A guy standing at a bar table washes hummus off his dick by pouring a glass of water down his hummus filled shorts. The bar bouncer sees what is happening, but decides to walk the other way.

Stranger #1: "Damn, did you see that guy's right leg, it has hummus running down it.
Stranger #2: "Yea, he has a serious case of hummus dick."

by T.H.E.M.I.K.E. June 1, 2014