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Fire Hose

The act of layings ones dick across the face of a unsuspecting female while they are sleeping and cumming all over her face while screaming "FIRE FIRE FIRE"
Did you hear about Trae man he gave his girlfriend a fire hose and she left him thats crazy
by Trae,Snitzel January 6, 2012
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Bloody Fire Hose

the end result when your girlfriend insists on sex a few hours after a prostate biopsy has been performed on you.
She made me fuck her 4 hours after my prostate biopsy. When I came blood shot out so I jumped back & let it go, it was swinging around pumping out cum & blood like a Bloody Fire Hose.
by Bitchy Girlfriend May 28, 2011
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fire hose

when after receiving a pink sock, the girls ass erupts with explosive diarrhea and the once motionless, dangling, inside-out asshole bursts into an erratic motion resembling an un-manned fire hose
after the fire hose incident the walls were covered in shit. she obtained maximum pressure on the line.
by poocano February 6, 2010
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African Fire Hose

When a large black man blows a load all over a small white female almost drowning her in semen usually in a some odd pornography.
-Did you hear about Jamal?

-No?

-He was almost finished with this white bitch so he took his dick out and African Fire Hosed her.
by Mawtin April 7, 2009
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Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.
I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.
by BlueBooty November 19, 2014
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Fire hose

when you're pissing with a boner.
bruh, this morning I had a huge Fire hose, my piss got all over the john.
Piss Shit toilet
by soIcanenteranythinghere? December 25, 2015
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Mexican Fire Hose

Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.
“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!

“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it
by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023
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