Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.
Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
by Don't _Ask October 8, 2013
Get the Hot air balloonmug. When you and a female are naked, she is on top and giving you a back massage and her pussy is directly above your ass and then you fart
by Ice bagged November 8, 2019
Get the Alabama Hot Air Balloonmug. When member of the preferred sex provides a hand job to the point of orgasm, and the male receiving the deed cums and farts simultaneously, this is known as a Chinese Hot Air Balloon
Dude, I had some panda express, and then hooked up with lo wang, she made me have a Chinese hot air balloon!
by Chinese hot air balloon lover February 18, 2023
Get the Chinese Hot Air Balloonmug. Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.
by SilkyJohnson45 December 10, 2009
Get the Denver Hot Air Balloonmug. After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon
Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you
by rick powers February 9, 2010
Get the Turkish Hot Air Balloonmug. When you insert a large balloon into a womans vagina and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. The vagina will be full of helium until the woman can hold it in no longer and lets out a colossal queef. As she is queefing you hold a lighter in front of her vagina and the flammable helium erupting from the vagina ignites and creates a makeshift flamethrower!!!
Chad: DUDE! what happened to your eyebrows????
Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well
Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well
by seanconnerypimp January 26, 2009
Get the Mississippi Hot Air Balloonmug. by Bigdaddy26 May 8, 2018
Get the Minnesota hot air balloonmug.