carter horton

A man who gives someone a rimjob after a blumpkin

I gave conner a Carter Horton last night

by Greasy Grady May 20, 2014

Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons is a fast food chain in Canada that supplies coffee, donuts, and a variety of other food options. At the height of their popularity, Tim Hortons was known as the go to destination for good food, but more importantly, good coffee.

Tim Hortons changed ownership in 2014. Burger King's parent company purchased the Canadian icon.

After the acquisition Tim Hortons made changes which ultimately lead to the companies demise.

Tom Hortons is a Canadian icon that sold out. A company that sells watered down coffee, questionable food, and worker rights that are non-existent. The company is now seen as a Canadian meme. A brand with poor reception that is continuously displayed in social media.

Thomas: Yuck, this coffee I'm drinking is terrible!

Danielle: Where's it from?

Thomas: Tim Hortons

Danielle: They have terrible coffee! I haven't been there in years.

Thomas: I was desperate!

by Oanid March 19, 2020

sgt horton

fucking bitchass nig nog

Hey have you finished your paper for SGT Horton?

No, fuck that dumb nig nog.

by xdddddddd22318391 March 29, 2018

Jerry Horton

1.) Guitarist for Papa Roach
2.) 'Jerry' also known as Rockin your F'in ass off! super-allen

Man! That guy pulled a Jerry!

by WrldTrvlr February 19, 2005

Horton-holing

When you go get Tim Hortons with your friends.

I'm hungry. Would be a great idea to go Horton-holing, eh?

by canadian? October 19, 2021

Horton shag

Putting between 1-3 Tim Horton donuts on your cock before penetrating a woman's vagina

I gave my girlfriend the Horton shag last night.

by donut fucker November 21, 2015

Horton Hole

When a Timbit, the classic Canadian version of a donut hole offered at Tim Hortons, is left out for too long and goes stale, it becomes a Horton Hole.

Canuck 1: Hey bud, did you leave any Timbits for me?
Canuck 2: I did bud, but they've been oot for a while. Probably Horton Holes now, eh?
Canuck 1: Agh, fuckin' way she goes.

by JimandTim September 29, 2020