Horse faced slut 

A girl you who add's you on myspace. Then you look at her pictures and she has a fucked up grill and is wearing red lipstick looking like a transvestite and shit, she also has a fat cunt of a mole on her face

I was at a night club and a horse faced slut approached me and grinding against me when the new 50 track came on, it was gangsta rap and a horse faced slut, I ran home

Horse faced slut by Thenamespete October 17, 2008

House Face 

Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.

Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"

House Face by BalerionTheBlack April 14, 2021

front of the house face 

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

front of the house face by von groovy August 10, 2024

house to face 

To have the house to your self

No parents

We have the ‘house to face’ this weekend so wtm

house to face by taylornicole062 June 16, 2018

Council House Facelift 

The 'council house facelife' is a chavette style of hair. They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign

Chavettes do this They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign.

Council House Facelift by Lucy January 10, 2005

Council House Facelift 

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"

Council House Facelift by A~~ December 15, 2011

Horseface Hottie (HFH) 

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.

Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!

Horseface Hottie (HFH) by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo November 13, 2011