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Horseback rider 

Noun. When a mother has it's child, it immediately knows where the baby is going to go in life. Maybe an engineer, or a bar tender, or possibly an artist. But for the unlucky few, their child's future is HORSEBACKRIDING... dun dun dunnn. Horseback riders tend to have unlikable traits: obsession over their horse, best friend is their horse, puts picture of their horse on facebook and says "cute"

DONT BECOME A HORSEBACKRIDER
Hi my name is Alex and i have no friends all i do is horseback ride, i am a horseback rider :( (that is a common case)
Horseback rider by fjlsdifsdofosdfja December 24, 2009
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Horsefucker 

When you pull up a water sprinkler from the ground, breaking it which results in it making horsefucker sound.
Me and Emil is going down the local football field to make some horsefucker.
Horsefucker by ZeKritzical August 19, 2017

Horsefucker 

Noun: Disparaging term for a brony, particularly the type who is either actually sexually aroused by equines, or at least jokes about it and smugly uses the term "plot" to mean ass due to seeing one joke image about being sexually aroused by equines. People who use this term may apply it to all bronies.
I don't feel good letting my daughter hang out with a bunch of horsefuckers. Then again, she's a human and not a horse, so maybe it's safe.
Horsefucker by Bahmo May 28, 2019

Horseback style 

Same thing as doggy style, but when a girl has two braids and you use them like reigns.
I was fucking my girl horseback style, I had to get her to slow down so I don’t but, so I ripped back on the reigns.

sixteen horses in a bucket 

A phrase that doesn't mean anything in particular.

Used by Tobuscus during some of his Lazy Vlogs when he is walking through a busy place in public and doesn't want people to know he is vlogging. Because he vlogs with his iPhone, he just puts it to his ear and pretends he is talking to his mom on the phone and uses the phrase.

In a similar way, while he was in college, he used the phrase Probably Monday.
Tobuscus during a Lazy Vlog:

"There are a lot of people here, shh, shhh... (Puts his phone to his ear) Hey mom? Yeah? How many? Sixteen! Sixteen horses in a bucket? Alright... alright, I got it! I got it, sixteen---in one bucket, okay."

bucking the house down

from Rupaul's Drag Racer Alyssa Edwards.

turning the party up. dancing and singing
giving people life.
doing an amazing job at performing.
"He was bucking the house down, people were living for him"