hooped

caught in a situation that has no obvious solution

We are kind of hooped because the guy to interview you doesn't come in to work for another two hours.

by dp June 11, 2003

hooked up like a dumptruck

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.

Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"

by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010

Hooded Mage

When the hood (labia majora) of a vagina peels back, revealing the mage, or the clitoris.

Kurtis: Ohhh dude I found the hooded mage on that chick last night!
Simon: Dude thats sweet!

by S.K.B. July 9, 2011

The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.

Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

by dirk digglett March 31, 2015

hooked on phonics

eh gratte prograyme thaat hellepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!

houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!

by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003

Hooked up

Nobody knows exactly, can be anything from holding hands to having anal sex. Pretty sure it drives most normal people insane

Bro: yo did you hear, hoe from our school hooked up jock?
Me: No. What did they do?
Bro: They hooked up
Me: Okay but bro, like, what the FUCK DID THEY DO?
Bro: How the hell should i know, i just heard they hooked up! fuck

(and now i searched for what it means on UrbanDictionary.com and still couldn't find an answer)

by Bob Marusi October 10, 2011

button hooked

1. The art of fooling another person. Similar to a Wicked Burn.
2. Punk-Ska at it's finest. Emo need not apply. Creators of a "Fat Man In A Fat Suit"

1. I button hooked that guy by sending him on a beer run in the snow.
2. Button Hooked newest CD is awesome

by Punk Buddha April 29, 2006