Home Depot Accounting Department

(n. collective noun)
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.

That whole trig class is just one big Home Depot Accounting Department. Seriously.

by Rick Rog. May 24, 2008

Home Depot Return Scam

The act of making a false or modified return to the dumb personnel that work the returns desk at Home Depot. This is often done by switching the new product with the broken old product and then returning, also by changing the contents of the packaging with a dummy product to pass off as a return, also one may purchase a tool or piece of equipment, use it then return when done and say that it was broken when you opened it. One could also use carefully discarded packaging, be careful and repackage with something with a similar weight to receive store credit. All at the no questions asked return policy. A contractor could supplement his project profit or increase his tool collection through the use of this and store credit.

It is amazing how the Home Depot Return Scam works time in and time again.

by Fyou123 May 18, 2019

Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.

Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night

by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

Home Depot Speed

In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.

Your door will be delivered at the home depot speed!

by destructodog December 28, 2024

fuck home depot

a phrase or expression commonly used by home depot employees and frequenters in reference the outrageous prices and crappy service.

e.g. 1
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.

e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!

by Dant Mooney May 31, 2005

cone of home depot

The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering

Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.

by Nubie Plz January 18, 2009