Hoitsma

Penis wider than it is long.

My hoitsma hurts!

by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003

street howitzer

A large guage shotgun that is modified with a shorter barrel. The phrase originated in the late 1800's, but had a resurgence of popularity in the 20's and 30's.

On my deliveries, I always keep a street howitzer in my truck.

by GrifterOi May 29, 2008

hovito

A fake ass Spanish word Jay-Z uses to reference himself in his lyrics. Since he dubbed himself 'Jay-Hova', he decided to add -ito at the end to make it Spanglish.

"Hola' Hovito! That's what they sayin' when I roll up wit my people."

by Johnesia July 18, 2005

hobitchslut

1) A term of honor and respect for a good friend. Often mistaken for a term of deragotary language, this is quite wrong as they do not know that it is some sort of "secret" between friends.

2) A greeting of casuality. Often used between good friends. This meaning is more widely known.

It is comprised of 3 words: ho, bitch, and slut.

Person 1:omg u r a hobitchslut
Person 2:oh why thank you!

Person 1:Hi hobitchslut!
Person 2:Sup!

by Daniel Lam May 20, 2008

Hoity Toity

A person whom assumes that they are above you in any way without cause or reason. This person normally has to find flaws in others to make them feel better. They really enjoy labels are always made up.

Jennifer just bout a D&G bag - She acts a little too hoity toity for me.....

by Star Burger September 14, 2009

chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

by Chach July 31, 2003

Holitaint

The period of time between Christmas and New Year's day.

Sara: Aren't you going to work today?

Joe: Nah, I have the entire holitaint off. Don't have to go to work until after New Year's!

by Drake Stone December 26, 2009