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[Pussy-hogger]

someone who has a shit load of hook-ups to offer but decides to keep them all to himself.
Trev: " Yo blad! endz are dry fam, i need some pussy 2nyt bruv..."

Strider: " i kno famo, lemme holla at toonde nd see wot his saying, i kno he gt a couple gyals 2 buck stil..."

Trev: " already dinged him but he saying he aint got no links still.. "

strider: " Toonde's lying bruv, his never dry of links... "

Trev: " i know fam...what a pussy-hogger! "
by kartel August 19, 2008
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dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.
Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.
by nicheh October 17, 2013
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Stan Hogger

A version of a toastie which is made using burger buns , cheese and any third ingredient you desire; including pringles in an Astan Hogar toastie maker.
Hey bro! Did you manage to go up the club to watch the rugby? I heard they gave out Stan hoggers at half time!
by Grimeburg July 7, 2017
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Hugglefuck

When your brain can't decide whether you want to hug / snuggle / fuck - so you attempt all of them at the same time. Usually caused by a combination of loved-up affection and raw lust
Sara stayed over last night and we hugglefuck'd for hours - I'm so happy, and exhausted!
by HeyTrout March 15, 2017
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Haggleproof Snaggletooth

Something or someone that doesn't make sense.

Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P

Because the lyrics don't make sense

"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"
What's going on??

I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.

What's this dude talkin about?

I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth
by ivan ooze February 23, 2010
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Hogglet

A popular insult surrounding people in year ten. It translates directly from Finnish to Mother of Pigs. Which is a very rude derogatory term.
He is such a hogglet.
by Reckless114 October 11, 2018
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Hooglery

Good natured (?criminal) activity, e.g if you are at a festival, you good-naturedly remove the "Rubbish Point" sign from near the garbage point and then place it proximate to the tent / caravan of the person(s) you wish to get into a bit of a bate. There's no particular malice involved, but if Hunter Thompson was doing it then it might look as if there were. A hoogler is one who commits the hooglery, the hoogled is he / she / parsnip who is the victim of the hooglery.
A co-worker wasn't best pleased about having his default MSN avatar replaced with a picture of Dale Winton. He suspected HOOGLERY had occurred.
by Ollie The Sandcastle August 24, 2006
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