Hobonese

A language used by homeless people, or "hobos". Hobonese is very heavy on the letter 'r' and often all words run together into one giant sentence.

Edward: "Damn that homeless dude with the three wheeled cart has a thick hobonese accent. Oh crap here he comes."

Hobo: "Wurt dur hell'r yew durrin' yew rich burrsturd, give me all'ur dimes."

by Kenton2k January 29, 2009

Hosbond

A variation of 'husband'. Born after the typo of 'wofe', 'hosbond' seemed more accurate than 'husband' to further the debate. It can ONLY be used to describe a gay husband, in implicature that a man has no wofe, only a hosbond.

You watch hosbond and hosbond pornal only.

by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK July 18, 2005

Hodson

A guy who gets a lot of pussy

Yo y r u such a hodson g

by Andnxudncjd April 23, 2019

Wyatt Hodson

This man is a shit-smelling, sock-licking, sister-fucking, Trump loving, Todd Dirth fucking, pumpkin-shitting, assgaping,closeted gay fairy. He fucks his Dodge truck in the exhaust pipe he's so redneck. He says naked "necked."
Shoot on sight.

Wyatt Hodson? Yeah I knew him in high school. He sucked hairy balls then too.

by anonymouspotatao January 24, 2022

Howson

Fear incarnate, a cobination of judge dredd, darth vader, the Terminator, Agent Smith, Grammaton Cleric, Cheif Bobby, bounty hunter and witch hunter.

Iam the law!

by Dicky Rogersall November 10, 2003

hobosnatch

When a shaved/waxed vagina begins to show regrowth, thusly resembling the unshaven, unkempt face of a hobo.

"I got a Brazilian wax four weeks ago but have decided to grow it out again, I'm currently rockin' a hobosnatch.

by beardanger March 12, 2014

hobonickel

The official currency of the homeless, created by DallasSoup, a former homeless man himself.

That guy paid me 30 hobonickel for a toe sucking. Made out like a bandit.

by ThroatTearer December 27, 2020