by the white beaner April 8, 2022
Get the Sam Hobbsmug. The best Damn comic ever made to fulfill the hearts of other with the two best minds ever... Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: “When a kid grows up, he has to be something. He can’t just stay
the way he is. But a tiger grows up and stays a tiger why is that?”
Hobbes: “No room for improvement."
Calvin: “Of all the luck, my parents had to be humans.”
Hobbes: “Don’t take it too hard. Humans provide some very important protein.” -Calvin and Hobbes
the way he is. But a tiger grows up and stays a tiger why is that?”
Hobbes: “No room for improvement."
Calvin: “Of all the luck, my parents had to be humans.”
Hobbes: “Don’t take it too hard. Humans provide some very important protein.” -Calvin and Hobbes
by ICanBuildASpaceship November 4, 2015
Get the Calvin and Hobbesmug. Hobbs NM is a shitty town, filled with stuck up, scrawny fuckbois who do nothing but perm their hair, acting like they’re super cute. Some wannabe gang members also live here, acting like they from the hood, nah bitch go to Mexico you won’t last a day there. Some 16 year old girls who got inspired by “16 and pregnant”. There’s also some dumbass beaners with their dropped trucks that are obnoxiously loud and annoying and are not cute whatsoever. Overall, not a fun place to be, -10/10 would recommend.
Friend 1: Hey man, have you heard of Hobbs NM?
Friend 2: oh yeah that place blows, but the girls there blow more if you get what I’m saying
Friend 1: Oof hell yeah
Friend 2: Nah man, they also got hella STD’s
Friend 2: oh yeah that place blows, but the girls there blow more if you get what I’m saying
Friend 1: Oof hell yeah
Friend 2: Nah man, they also got hella STD’s
by Eps.11 March 7, 2020
Get the Hobbs NMmug. Jesus or an Orgasm in a book. The closest equivalent of this is sex or bingeing on several pounds of chocolate, cookie dough, McDonalds, and several joints.
by purple jesus June 28, 2005
Get the Calvin and Hobbesmug. a stupid fucking whore that does nothing but fuck ugly ass guys for weed and claims she’s pregnant all the time. she thinks she can take everyone’s man with her rat face and she thinks she can whoop everyone. she’s also the biggest crack whore in kentucky. ima show this destiny bitch she can’t whoop shit😂🙏🏽
by dickslayer420 February 24, 2019
Get the destiny hobbsmug. Fabulous man, still a cunt though. He is a smart, swaggy kid but should fucking die.
Total fucking scrub
Total fucking scrub
by cheekycunt6969 April 20, 2015
Get the james hobbsmug. by Kebdkzn February 16, 2020
Get the Jake Hobbsmug.