Goo hoarding

When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.

Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.

"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"

by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012

Hoardiculture

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

people hoarder

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.

Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!

by mvolfman October 4, 2010

picture hoarder

One who enjoys taking picture of ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, whether it's of themselves, food, places, other people, make up, eyes, toes, objects, clothes, nature, etc. These people don't always like the pictures they take and won't always put them out on a social network to be seen by everyone, but they will keep them anyway for long periods of time simply for the memories. No matter how many pictures they take, they still feel empty.There are never enough pictures.

"Man, Emily is a picture hoarder. She has 1,790 pictures in her phone and refuses to get rid of any. Even the pictures of the ant she took last year!"

by That Cute Person November 16, 2013

Username Hoarder

A term for someone who makes a bunch of accounts on social media/video game so no one else can take them.

Me: I want to change my username to @poggers on Twitter.com.
Twitter: That username has been taken. Please choose another.
Me: A username hoarder at work...

by GrimAider March 27, 2021

Tattoo Hoarding

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.

Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!

by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011

Hoard Bitch

A girl who flirts with a large number of guys leading them on for attention. Hoard Bitches often prey on less successful men when it comes to dating as they are easy targets. They may pull men fairly frequently whilst at parties although this is simply to ensure that the men come back wanting more. Hoard Bitches are never satisfied with one man. Self respecting men should always avoid speaking to Hoard Bitches to make sure they don't become part of their 'hoard'.

Guy 1: 'I was talking to this girl at the party last weekend, seemed really nice, even got a pull'.

Guy 2: 'Careful man, she has been speaking to me to and like 4 of out mates, she even said she wants to get with your cousin at the next party'.

Guy 1: 'Woah really, I thought we really had something going?'.

Guy 2: 'Afraid not man, she is just a hoard bitch'.

Guy 1: 'Thanks for letting me know mate, guess I'll just wait for a girl who actually cares about me'.

by NathyB23 April 20, 2015