Heineken player

A sportman/women who is born with a gift which cannot be taught. Someone with the abilty to do the unthinkable.

Can also be used to praise someone who has worked efficently at work.

"Hatem Ben Arfa, he is our heineken player"
"Well done today Ben you were the heineken player of the team"

by Next BANTER!!! September 22, 2011

Mark Hines

Mark a gentle giant that isn’t too good with the ladies (K.S.) thinks he is built just because he used to be a fat ass at 250 and now he weighs a good 200 but has nipples the size of dimes.

Person 1: “Did u see that kid with those small ass nipples”
Person 2: “Ya he tried to get on with this girl when she was blackout and he claims he smashed”
Person 3: “Yup that’s Mark Hines for you”

by Thebigdaddy March 18, 2019

arse-holiness

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Hinesh

Hinesh will be the most loving and kindest person you will ever meet in your life. He'll listen and will only judge you for the right reasons. His heart is filled with nothing but goodness and and sincerity. Never would he turn his back on you and never would he dare leave you hangin, especially in the hardest times of need. He's amazingly uncomparable to any person you would ever meet. If ever you meet a Hinesh in your life, never let the time pass you by without making sure you get to know one, cause once you do find him, you'd never want to let him go.

Hinesh is the effin best!

by lil'sis February 5, 2010

Heinekurine infection

When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.

I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

Heiner

A mildly offensive insult, popular in the US Midwest. Interchangeable with any of thousands of other generic insults like dillhole or asshat.

"Joe keeps hanging around drinking all my beer and asking to borrow money. What a heiner."

by CabronDeOz July 4, 2009

Heine

1. Short for Heineken beer. An example of which can be found in the introductory lyrics to Weezer's "Say It Ain't So". 2. Another word for ass.

1. Honey, grab me a Heine from the icebox then cook me up some dinner. 2. After grabbing the brew from the icebox instead of dinner how about giving me a little Heine?

by Roland819 December 7, 2006