Sandy HJ

A sandy Hand Job.Likely caused by beach sand stuck on the giver's hands.

What would you rather have a BJ or a Sandy HJ?

by Side_ March 27, 2007

crazy like hj

Crazy like Hayley Jane (popular singer/songwriter), specifically in a very creative sense and/or fickle with relationships.

"Did you hear that? That chick is crazy like HJ!"

by zacanger June 15, 2007

Hump Day HJ Special

The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.

Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!

by OOOOH, Its a Steeaaak! March 29, 2011

HJ Mitch

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz

HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz

by HJMitchNorizz November 30, 2022

HJ or D

Hand job or die.

Give me a handjob or die (HJ or D)

by Bigal120790 August 4, 2019

HJ

Hungry Jacks
One the yummiest, yet dodgiest fast food restaurants ever. Sometimes it steals macccas food, but it is still superioir

Mackenzileigh - DO YOU GUYS WANNA GO TO HJ'S
TIFFANY - WHAT'S HJ'S
Mackenzileigh - ONLY THE BEST FAST FOOD PLACE EVR!

by GEORGIE PIG🐷🐷🐷 November 3, 2021

HJ

You do me then take care of yourself

If I suck you will you suck me?
Nah... HJ it

by Jiggityjag July 30, 2023