designated hitman

An assigned or appointed male individual who is used for strictly sexual needs and purposes. Common related terms and also known as a fuck buddy or friend with benefits

I'm tired of relationships , I'm just going to get myself a designated hitman. What's a designated hitman? The only man I let "hit it" with no strings attached.

by Bronxbatman February 29, 2016

Social Media Hitman

A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.

Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.

by Coco Standley February 4, 2021

Hitmarker

The situation of pure luck in which a condom breaks, and the girl does not get pregnant.

The pregnancy test came back negative! Thank God for hitmarkers!

by Bayardo-yo-momma-stiener September 30, 2011

Hitman

slang for a homosexual male who is paid by his female friends to molest their cheating boyfriends

Guy 1: Dude, are you alright? You're really pale.
Guy 2: No man, I just found out my ex hired a hitman to butt rape me, he's searching for me as we speak.
Guy 1: That sucks...

by SigurJ February 5, 2009

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

HITMAN

History
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just forget the "for" between "making" and "another"

Yao Ming is doin HITMAN as the first Chinese to play in the NBA

History
In
The
Making
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Nation

by skywalker790 July 30, 2009

Hemeroid Hitman

A term used to describe the pounding of the ass and roids of one homo by another homo causing death to the first homo's hemoroids.

Eric is a contract "hemeroid Hitman".

Eric assinated Raul's hemeroids last night

by TBAG321 February 15, 2009