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clasp-retaining high-five

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.
A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.
by QuacksO March 16, 2019
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Hypothetical High Five

A form of high five that requires no physical contact. The two (or more) participants simply look at each other and say "Nice!" after one of them initiates the high five. The way this high five is started is that someone yells out "Hypothetical high five!" after which the participants count three Mississippis before saying "Nice." Friends who see each other often and use this form of high five frequently often develop facial cues instead of counting Mississippis before saying "Nice!" People who have trouble making eye contact with others have a hard time performing this high five and it is often impossible for them to perfect the timing.
"Hypothetical High Five!"
*1....2....3*
"Nice!"
"Nice!"
by JxBxD~sometimesC December 13, 2008
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Home-School High-Five

-A person takes both of their arms and raises them above his/her head and slaps both of their hands together as if giving someone a high-five.

-The idea is that someone like a home-schooler wants to give someone a high-five when they get a math problem right, but there is no one around so they have to give themselves the high-five.
Isaac, that was such a dumb joke! You should give yourself a home-school high-five!
by Preston Stell June 20, 2007
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Mexican High Five

When a woman who is performing oral sex won't allow a man to finish in her mouth, so he ejaculates into his hand and slaps her in the face with it.
She wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so I gave her a mexican high five instead.
by wowceres April 8, 2009
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highfivified

When someone high-fives at your expense.
(Two guys walk up to you and laugh at your neon green Crocs)
Guy 1: "Hey, the '80s called--they want their shoes back."
(They high-five)
"Crap, I've been highfivified."
by Anastasia N September 2, 2006
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high five psych

To fool someone in thinking that what they thought of, said, or did was cool. Enticing them with a high five, than retracting said high five.

After said retraction of sarcastic high five with accompanying "PSYCH!" it is customary to say, "I just high five psyched you!"
twitard: Dude, I totally saw that new twilight movie! it was awesome!

Smart Guy V: Really? Cool! High five! (raises hand to initiate high five) ... PSYCH! Twilight sucks! I just high five psyched you!
by Smart Guy V July 25, 2010
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Bachelors High Five

The act of one going up to a girl and grabbing her boob and when she goes to slap you, you block it with your hand appearing as if she gave you a high five.
"Yo man watch this"

*Grabs random girls tit*

*Blocks slap with hand*

"Haha nice man, you executed that Bachelors High Five perfectly"
by GrandRapids Finnest October 4, 2011
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