hiddlesbatch

The couple of sharp cheek bones, impeccable manners, politeness, hot british men, and sexy voices. Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch.

Their immediate foil is Sherloki

God, you think they polish their cheekbones together? What am I talking about it, Hiddlesbatch, of course they do.

by CJ123456 October 22, 2013

Hiddlestoned

It is the state where a fan is stoned by Tom Hiddleston's hotness. It may also refer to the fan being unable to live life normally due to Hiddleston's charm, beauty, voice, and intelligence. They usually spend their whole day in Tumblr and barely talk about anything but him and his works.

Fan: OMG I am sooooo hiddlestoned! I'm always staring at his pictures and he's keeping me from doing anything!

A: Did you see Thor? Oh my God Loki is so gorgeous and sexy! I was wondering the whole time what he was doing in Asgard when they were focusing on the other guy on Earth! I mean.. why did they call the movie Thor anyway?
B: Damn you're so hiddlestoned. So am I! <3

Guy 1: She left me after she saw the movie Thor! She says I'll never be as good as Hiddleston!
Guy 2: I know. He's hot!
Guy 1: WHAAAAT?!
Guy 2: I'm dumping you for him too! I am fucking hiddlestoned! :D *is gay now*

Girl 1: Hey look at this guy! *shows a picture of Tom*
Girl 2: Oh my God :O <3 *hiddlestoned*

by Hiddlestoned October 25, 2011

Franklin Academy East Haddam

A place of hell. Founder Freddy Westerbeck (yes related to the TCAP guy) believed that children should be seen and never heard of again, and thus found the easiest targets to be kids with such disorders as autism, anxiety, ADD, and inceldom to be the most fit, as they werent retarded enough to where they couldn't be used for labor but could be convinced that anarcho socialism was the way to achieve the new world order.. Field trips include trips to Dollar General, gay pride parades, and the crack dens of Middletown and East Hartford. The school while presenting itself as a haven for social justice and multiculturalism, is 99% white, and regularly expells all students of african ancestory for "being too animalistic" in the founders words. The teachers also enjoy photographing the younger girls and teachers who try and stop this are fired and stripped of all communications with their families. Students are kept in prison like concrete buildings filled with signs saying "words are violence" and "let fred come into your body". It is a scary place

Friend one - "So I might be going to Franklin Academy East Haddam to help with my social anxiety"
Friend two - "Bro my brothers old classmate went there, they totally fucked with his head and filled his head with psycotic shit. Freakin mess that guy"
Friend one - "on god?"

by Man of the street August 23, 2022

Hidden oaks middle school

Hidden oaks middle school (Homs) aka Gucci middle, is an actual jail cell they have gates to keep kids in. All the bathrooms just have kids juuling or vaping, teachers are ok, but you have to be on their good side, classrooms suck, food in the cafeteria sucks, staff are strict for no reason, and there is a lady that’s super loud and is always screaming. They even have a punishment of sitting on stage of ur bad. Everyone’s fake and bitches there. Good luck if ur going there. For me 6th grade was the worst year bc everyone thought of us as the young ones. Good luck. It’s torture. Oh and also everyone’s rich and Bragy there.

Julia- do you do to hidden oaks middle school?
Dillon-yea it sucks

by Imaproatdefiningwords July 11, 2019

Hidde

Hidde is a very smart (almost nerdish) but very sweet and handsome dutch man. He is always up for a party and his friends are very important to him. He has a great clothing style and always smells good: many girls will like him.

"Look it's Hidde"

"WOW".

by emmalington April 14, 2013

Hiddlestoner

A devotee of the cult of Hiddles - someone who worships the glory that is Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoners are more than ordinary "fans". They will adhere to three or more of the following criteria. A Hiddlestoner is:

Someone who repeatedly spams their blogs/tumblr/forum with images/gifs of Tom Hiddleston.
Someone who sketches him obsessively.
Someone who plasters their walls/folders with pictures of Hiddles.
Someone who uses the word "Hiddles" in a real conversation.
Someone who belongs to/has set up a fan club devoted to Hiddles.
Someone who has actually plucked up the guts to send him a fan-letter.

Would you call yourself a fan?
No, I'm a Hiddlestoner.

That girl dumped me after she saw Thor!

Don't take it personally mate. She became a Hiddlestoner! No one can compete with Tom Hiddleston.

by Athena the Elusive Spark June 21, 2011

HiDandy

The act of saying hello to someone that you know has a very large penis.

Girl: HiDandy 😏

Boy: Why don’t women like me for what is on the inside

by LesWormMurphy May 3, 2022