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Hauser

To make a statement or take an action which defeats itself and/or clowns the initiator. To ridicule oneself unintentionally or disembowel one's entire stance in debate.

A message board synonym for Munsoned with origins in the flaming and trolling community and prior, to the legend of Kaspar Hauser in 19th century German history noted for contradicting himself and fabricating odd stories.
"Latent male homosexuality is disgusting to me. What are you wearing, John? Take it all off, you big fag. Dance for me in webcam."

"Hahaha...too funny. That homophobe just hausered himself."
by Duerf December 28, 2009
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Hauser

Hauser: (slang, Verb) (Bohemia/Western Czech Republic and Northern/Central California coast)

1) To hauser is to completely clean someone or something out, or to steal or take absolutely everything during a robbery or petty theft.

2) To leave nothing behind
1) I pulled off the biggest hauser of the year on the Cal State Sacramento biology department; I took every free school supply they had.

2) Phil hausered our fridge last night, there's nothing good left!

3) Why do you keep hausering all my fucking pills yo?
by Sean Sicklik September 5, 2007
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beaut-hauser

Slang originating from Croydon. Addition to the word beaut. Used to describe something excellent, cool, etc.
That curry was beaut-hauser!
by Dr Rich April 21, 2006
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Megan Hauserman

A beautiful reality star best known for competing in Beauty and the geek, rock of love 2, i love money, charm school 2 and her own show megan wants a millionaire. Her show was cancelled because a crazy canadian contestant, Ryan jenkins killed his wife. She also once got into a fight with sharon osborne and sued her. Megan Hauserman is also a model and poses for playboy and benchwarmer trading cards. She is distinct from her fellow contestants for having a hot body with nicely shaped hips and is blonde( naturally brown).She also has a black and white chihuaua named lily.
Follow megan hauserman on twitter, Twitter.com/meganhauserman .
by Bluejays12 November 22, 2009
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Hesser

Midwest term for long-haired (sometimes feathered)persons (usually male) who look like they listen to heavy metal circa 1970s or 1980s. Could be derived from Hessian.
Dude, check out that hesser!
by Jface February 10, 2005
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houser

I fit my whole fist into that houser
by jwelk89 September 17, 2010
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your such a heiser

when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.
brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler
by definemyass October 3, 2005
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