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Heterosexual

Guys who fuck only girls are heterosexuals.
Girls that fuck only guys are heterosexuals
by ROFLHAIR July 11, 2006
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Heteropolitan

The newest term for ordinary men who know how to dress, but can "still be men." They're neither beer-guzzling sexists obsessed with football, nor are they excessively moisturized pink-shirted effeminates. Heteropolitans are an in-between mix that enjoy both the bars and the salons, and are committed to their relationships with their wives or girlfriends. They are also commited to their family life. They claim love and laughter as their routes to happiness, and they are not shy when it comes to sex.
Michael Jordan, and George Clooney can be classified as Heteropolitans.
by ed rogers April 17, 2006
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heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.
Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.
by Pace June 3, 2004
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Closet HeteroSexual

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality
by emax72085 February 2, 2007
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Heteropocrisy

Heterosexuals proclaiming that all men are created equal, but denying gays the right to be seen as equal to, treated as equal, or married in the same fashion as heterosexuals.

Also, any Republican politician who has a wide stance.
Except for her racist comments, Michele Bachmann's statements were those of complete heteropocrisy.

Michele Bachmann's "Pray away the gay" is sheer heteropocrisy, particularly given her husband's effimnate flare.
by JungleBoi September 2, 2011
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heterodont

A white boy that gets on your nerves so you don't fuck with that heterosexual.
There's this one kid named Zach that's a heterodont.
by Bbvyffv123456 August 15, 2018
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closet heterosexual

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk
David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual
by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020
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