heritage hall 

a school which is full of white rich fucks, half the kids are to pussy to touch weed or alcohol, the partys here are the same fucking friend group every single time, all the senior friend group date each other, the senior twins have been with almost every guy in the grade, the principal is a fucking dick head with a crimson chin, the bathrooms are filled with stoners, and the drug test system here is fucked, most of ur daddys get you anything u want and would fuck u if u asked.

Heritage hall is full of white rich fucks

heritage hall by mr chard January 18, 2023

Heritage hursted

When your dorm room has so much mold, your body reaps the consequences of it.

Sam: bro look at all this mold
Chad: ikr we’re getting heritage hursted, I can barely breathr

Heritage hursted by Tickle5544 January 20, 2026

AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL 

A place full of hoes, bitches, and thots who brag about sucking dick and getting fingered at parties. The guys are pretty chill but probably do crack, and the bathrooms are really fucked up. The lunch here sucks ass or probably came out of one and the canned water is literally piss. 30 grand a year my ass.

Person 1: “Yo shit dude did you hear what happened at AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL?”
Person 2: “oh shit another 7th grader pragnant?”
Person 1: “No there was a salmonella outbreak from the food”

AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL by N008M4573R69 May 17, 2019

abigail heritage 

The act of a 6'7 black drag queen named donovan spriting into a made in mexico, yelling " IM ILLEGALLY BLIND IN 3 OUT OF THE 50 STATES" than going to leave said made in mexico and running into the sliding glass door. Donovan, then beings to start violanty pissing herself. After that, she proceeds to ask where the nearest double-decker bus is and nobody has seen her since.

random person: What on gods green earth just happened?
you: YOU JUST GOT ABIGAIL HERITAGED SLUT!! BOO-YAAA

abigail heritage by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020

White House Heritage 

A school located in Tennessee that is absolute dog shit. They only have a positive football record because they face irrelevant Kentucky Teams. There football team is basically the unwanted White House Players. There girls are also TREESHES and will fuck anything in a 10 mile radius. Also the students have a reoccurring gay orgy called the “Bromigos”

How’s White House Heritage?

Boy: IDK i transferred because i couldn’t play at white house and because i also love boys

White House Heritage by ulikeboys6969 September 3, 2021

canadian heritage moments 

Commercials made by the Historica association of Canada, outlining Canada's "achievements" in 60-second shorts. Considered by Canadians to be hilarious, people of any other nationality just don't get them.

I saw the Canadian Heritage Moment with the Mountie last night, eh? That's the best one.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.

canadian heritage moments by Care June 18, 2004

canadian heritage moments 

A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.

Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...

canadian heritage moments by ProudCanadian September 3, 2005