Hefer: A negative word towards a female. Usually meaning that she is fat and ugly, rude and bitchy. -OR- A big tub of lard in the form of a 300 lbs white girl, that lives across the street in PC AL
Lyndsey D. is a Hefer
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guy1: Mary has a nasty hefer chuck.
guy2:well how would u kno brandon if u didnt fuck that hefer chuck????
guy1: I was fuckin drunk man....
guy2:well how would u kno brandon if u didnt fuck that hefer chuck????
guy1: I was fuckin drunk man....
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