gabriel hampton

he is literally the best person in the whole world and in the whole universe. he is always always always kind to girls and makes them feel appreciated. he's a little shy but he's the kind of guy that all the girls in elementary school were in love with. simply fantastic.

girl 1 : who is that guy?
girl 2 : he is GABRIEL HAMPTON.
girl 1 : omg he is so ejxheksbzhd

by <3 Bonnie <3 March 16, 2021

New Hampshire

A place where people from mass come to get lost in our mountains which have very clearly marked trails and then have the state of New Hampshire pay to rescue them.

Where have you been?

I got lost in those fackin New Hampshire mountains, i am such a moron.

by TheRadish1 March 30, 2009

Magic Hamper

The place you get previously worn - yet clean smelling clothes from.

If you leave a pair of jeans in the hamper long enough they lose the funky smell that caused you to throw them into the hamper in the first place!! It's MAGIC!!!

"Is that a pasta stain on your pants?"

"So it is... looks like my magic hamper missed a spot."

by Cleveland Danny June 13, 2008

Cum Hamper

A female or male that likes to swallow or take loads of cum in their mouth or ass.

Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!

God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror July 12, 2018

headphone fairies

The Reason Why Your Headphones Randomly Become Tangled Up In Your Pocket

Damn, The Headphone Fairies Have Been In My Pocket Again !

by Sophie..x :) April 28, 2009

Hampejznice

Czech diminutive word for "SLUT"

Ty hampejznice!

by Kalous September 27, 2009

Hampshire Martini

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.

"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."

by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009