Screaming turtle head

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.

As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Bink Head

Someone who is a retard asshole and is annoying.

A kid who runs in the halls like Naruto.

Yeo Andre, go regulate the mandem, they acting like a Bink head

by Turkeyleg7 October 10, 2018

head fuzz

The various subtances (including pubic hair, lint, fuzz, fur, etc.) That get caught underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised man's penis

Guy 1: I got a boner in my fuzzy pajama pants last night, commando style.

Guy 2: That must've left some serious head fuzz

by Mount 'n' Do Me February 25, 2010

head hair

When performing fellatio and a hair, generally a pubic hair, enters the fallatiater's mouth. Occasionally the hair will get snagged between the victim's teeth causing significant irritation. Another typical scenario includes the hair sticking to the tongue, often precipitating a half-cough/half-gag reaction similar to a cat coughing up a hair ball.

"Ugh, I always get head hair when I blow Tommy. I wish he'd trim his pubes."

by Simply the best October 3, 2016

Lean Head

A person who frequently uses the opioid based substance known as "lean" for everyday activities, such as ignoring their kids, or posting live stream videos on social media while in their underwear.

These lean heads seriously need child services called on them asap.

by DannnnnBrrrroooowwwwnnn August 31, 2018

giblet-head

1. Dale Gribble on King of the Hill.
2. One who has giblets instead of grey matter within their cranium.

HANK: Dale, you giblet-head, if you were going to cheat, why did you buy a frozen bass?
DALE: I had a coupon.

by shill July 29, 2004

Zap Head

A person who lacks basic attentiveness, indiscriminately oblivious to surroundings, who chronically blunders, forgets or overlooks things, usually through lack of foresight, planning or basic common sense and mental ineptitude. Implies that said individual's brain is permanently or impermanently zapped, or short-circuited into malfunction.

Yo! Emmanuel blew up his third microwave this year, after leaving the same spoon in his soup again.. What a Zap Head!

by adg3.com December 8, 2010