hanser

An extremely talented, intelligent, often very attractive person who fails to live up to popular expectations, especially if mental health issues are involved (after Mark Hänser, a gifted but tormented Bostonian painter/poet/actor/performance artist who was offered a modeling contract soon after graduating from Harvard). Can also be used as a verb to describe the same.

She was offered a recording contract, but in her usual confused fashion, she hanser'd the opportunity and fell back into obscurity.

by Victor Felix July 11, 2006

Hasserday

(Adj.) Term used to describe a girl who has her days. Good looking one day and a wreck the next.

Lindsay Lohan is a hasserday, she is gorgeous one day and terrible looking the next.

by Matthew R. Parker February 7, 2008

Hawsehole

a Hawsehole is a nautical term for a small hole in the hull of a ship through which hawsers may be passed. Also known as a cat hole.

it can also mean the fuckhole in a pussy

i put my hawser in her hawsehole.

by xxxceteraxxx May 13, 2010

Hanserfreude

a feeling of a combination of disbelief, disgust, and disdain

Ben Soloff started speaking and Daniel Hanser experienced serious Hanserfreude

by Hanserfreude May 11, 2017

hawera

freezing place in south taranaki with no life and shit people

I am going to hawera

by ucucufurywy October 2, 2020

hawker siddely trident

British trijet from, made in 1962. 116 were made and the primary user was BEA (British European Airways) with 58 units. It carried 148 passengers on the longes variant.

The hawker siddely trident was the pride of BEA

by DSS3_fan July 18, 2022

house hawker

The act of selling ones house, on their own, without the help of a professional agent

Become a house hawker when you learn to and go through the process of selling your home on your own, no professional agent needed!

by HouseHawkers July 16, 2014