Justin Hawkins

Fuckin gorgeous 27 yaer old man with the nicest arse this side of the universe. Has a flaming tattoo on his crotch area

All hail the almighty Justin and his hot rod

by Heather Cooper November 11, 2003

Steven Hawkins

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.

Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal

by wagdar March 31, 2009

hopkinson

A nickname given to unnaturally fat people. Usually to yourself in order to gain sympathy from others. Although it usually makes people annoyed, angry and feel hatred toward the "hopkinson"

Sam: "Hey man, whatsup. you look depressed"
Josh: "I'm such a hopkinson"
Sam: "Don't say that, you look great"
Josh: "Thanks"
Sam: (walks away)
Sam: "Stupid fat bastard"

by Appleknight44 August 18, 2009

Hawkins Hallow

An area located in Normallville, PA filled with trailers and everything known to man that's illegal including stripers, drugs, a lot of incest, and counterfeiting money. The majority of the people living there are scurfy, smell bad, don't take showers, and are highly uneducated.

girl 1-"See that girl right there"
girl 2-"Yea she looks pregnent"
girl 1-"She is and it's her brother's baby"
girl 2-"Well that's not a shocker she lives in Hawkins Hallow"

by softball_lover#10 April 2, 2009

Sadie Hawkins Dance

another reason for females to complain

"Wish I had somebody to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance :("
"Uggghhh, I'm a hoe and I can't take all 38 of my boyfriends."

by mbelop_ January 21, 2015

Hawkins

A man who is typically stingy in his offerings. Occasionally this word is used to refer to a woman, but mostly the recipients of this label are of the male gender.

'Would you like half a crisp?'
'HALF? You're such a hawkins!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009

https.hawkinsindiana

https.hawkinsindiana is a stranger things fan on tiktok. She also is dating Finn Wolfhard. She is swaggy

Mom, who's https.hawkinsindiana? Oh its that Stranger things fan on tiktok!!

Mom, whos finn wolfhard dating? https.hawkinsindiana duhh!

by DefectivePopper June 5, 2021