Daniel Randolph "Dan" Humphrey is a fictional character in the best selling Gossip Girl book series, is portrayed by Penn Badgley.
Amongst others main characters, He is the only one who has lots of nicknames such as Cabbage Patch, Humphrey,Labrador, Donut, Brooklyn's Benedict Arnold (by Blair Waldorf), Lonely Boy and D (by Gossip Girl).
He is the writer of Inside and Monarch of Manhattan in (TV series version)
Amongst others main characters, He is the only one who has lots of nicknames such as Cabbage Patch, Humphrey,Labrador, Donut, Brooklyn's Benedict Arnold (by Blair Waldorf), Lonely Boy and D (by Gossip Girl).
He is the writer of Inside and Monarch of Manhattan in (TV series version)
Dan Humphrey is considered to be an intellectual when it comes to writing and literature.
Dan "Lonely Boy" Humphrey is the son of rocker Rufus Humphrey, and is the older sibling of Jenny Humphrey.
Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf manage to fool Georgina into thinking that Dan would like to meet up with her.
Dan "Lonely Boy" Humphrey is the son of rocker Rufus Humphrey, and is the older sibling of Jenny Humphrey.
Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf manage to fool Georgina into thinking that Dan would like to meet up with her.
by dairlena August 11, 2012
Get the Dan Humphrey mug.(A)The sound it makes to pass wind or (fart) silently ,very dangerous.A silent fictional tv charactor (Humphrey bear)
Did someone just (punch humphrey)! omg
Who just (punched humphrey)?
bath time is a good time to (puch humphry)! -bubbles-
Who just (punched humphrey)?
bath time is a good time to (puch humphry)! -bubbles-
by loopy2 November 16, 2006
Get the punch humphrey mug.A large badger with 8 inch long ass hairs who is known to have a love for people of the african descent. He is rather slow witted and and growls when he doesnt understand what your saying. Many have misunderstood his quiet mumbles as english but believe it or not this is just a mating call.
The term homo comes from when he was a young badger and touched the neighbor badgers penis as he could not find his own and of course the time when he yelled to one of his schoolmates, "Eww, you want a girl to fuck you." This was followed by much laughter.
The term homo comes from when he was a young badger and touched the neighbor badgers penis as he could not find his own and of course the time when he yelled to one of his schoolmates, "Eww, you want a girl to fuck you." This was followed by much laughter.
"Stop playing the tit guitar you homo humphrey."
"Quit being a homo Humphrey."
"Stop tiddling the tam Homo Humphrey."
"Quit being a homo Humphrey."
"Stop tiddling the tam Homo Humphrey."
by The Sultan of Swagger June 2, 2009
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2. The foreplayous noise native to bedrooms of boys named Luke.
2. The foreplayous noise native to bedrooms of boys named Luke.
1. Hello, little girl. Watch me eat this sandwich in ONE BITE! HALMPH!
2. R:HALMPH!
L: AH! Thats my penis you are eating!
2. R:HALMPH!
L: AH! Thats my penis you are eating!
by Rachel H. April 16, 2005
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We were in the garage and thought nobody was looking so I surprised my wife with a humphug...unfortunately our son caught us and asked what we were doing.
by FunSherah October 17, 2011
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“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
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