Brandon Hagerman

A person that is loyal, loving, fun, and carefree.

A.K.A - Mr. Perfect

I wish my life emulated a "Brandon Hagerman"

by ×Unknown March 1, 2023

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Michael Halterman-Brown

Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "Kung Fu Andy" (kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.

Michael Halterman-Brown is very fucking weird.

by hungry pig January 30, 2025

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Hatterapple

A word invented out of random words, incluing "hat" and "apple" as a semi-euphemism for "penis."

Also can be used as a cutesy-term for male genitalia.

"I wonder how big HIS hatterapple is!"

by DMJ QD TOPH October 30, 2011

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Halteman

The last name of a someone named Dorian. Usually like to eat, and are large in size. Love to play video games, and are addicted to porn and woman with big tits. Usually a cheater, has no boundaries. And doesn't know how to call, only text. He is known for smoking weed and making inappropriate jokes. Usually do unwell in academics. Is known for being a womanizer and taking long showers and shits. Insecure and not willing to talk about feelings. All talk and no game. I LOVE YOU.

"Did you see that kid Dorian Halteman?"
"Yeah he's such an asshole?!"

by bigdawgie December 17, 2011

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