Hasler

the act of rejecting anyone who rates 8 or lower on the 1-10 scale (8 or lower being referred to as "b-team"). Pulling a true Hasler means going home alone no matter how seductive the subject and no matter how long the dry spell.

For a guy, pulling a Hasler often causes his bros to question his manhood.

Girl: Would you like to come over to my beach house tonight? It's meant to be an all girls pool party but for you I can make an exception
Guy: Nah, I'm tired. I think I will just call it an early night

Guy's bro #1: Did he just go Hasler on her?
Guy's bro #2: He must be either gay or taking playing hard to get to a whole new level!

Girl: Why must all good guys be gay?

by Dr. Brovius Hawthorne January 12, 2014

Harlem Skating Rink

A modified form of the Cleveland Steamer where after crapping on one's chest you then sit on their chest and smear the crap by swiveling your hips in a circular motion.

After I gave Joe P. a Cleveland Steamer, I finished him off with a Harlem Skating Rink.

by Some dude super turbo mach 7 March 28, 2009

Harlem Globetrotter

A sexual act in which the female participant (generally a small woman) perches on the erect member of the supine male participant and spins around.

Man, I took that little chick home from the bar last night and did a Harlem Globetrotter. She had me whistling Sweet Georgia Brown.

by Rob and Mike August 6, 2007

Harlem River whitefish

A floating condom.

I was sculling on the Harlem River last Saturday. The water was full of Harlem River whitefish. AIDS prevention must be making progress.

by octopod January 17, 2009

Harlem

Harlem is a part of Manhattan located ABOVE 125th st. and BELOW 165th st. It has historically been the home of African-Americans and peoples of African decent. Harlem is best known for the jazz, poetry, and art that came out of the Harlem Renaissance. Important figures of Harlem include: Langston Hughes, W.E.B DuBois, Ella Fitzgerald.

Harlem has also been seen as a dangerous place to people who reside below 96th st and really most places outside of Manhattan. Trust me, It's not.

I took the A train to 125th and got off in Harlem. (Duke Ellington's song "A Train" is all about this).

by hot for Harry Connick's little sister's uncle's, brother's, foster mother March 14, 2006

harlem shake

An eccentric upper body dance move that involves the shaking of the upper torso and shoulders. The Harlem Shake originated on 125th and Lexington where gang bangers would shoot unsuspecting cripples with crutches. The staggering fall of these cripples created a signature move, adapted by gang-affiliates and introduced at local parties. Upon witnessing the newly created “Harlem Shake,” a corporate thug under the Bad Boy Entertainment payroll reenacted and sold this dance to famous choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson who introduced this dance with the video premier “Let’s Get It” by P. Diddy featuring G-Dep and Black Rob. The phenomenon sweeping white neighborhoods and Italian nightclubs across the country was born… the Harlem Shake.

Daddy, Sarah and I want to go to Abyss and do the Harlem Shake.

by The Geet March 10, 2008

Harlem Hand Grenade

When someone takes fecal matter (fresh or dry) and procedes to use it as a weapon, such as a snowball.

Dude I was walking home from the bus just yesterday when this douchebag hit me in the face with a Harlem Hand Grenade

by B-Man5455 January 31, 2009