A lethal cock. One look at a flesh harpoon and a woman is instantly seduced into riding said harpoon for hours.
Stacy was being a prude holdout bitch so I had to whip out my flesh harpoon and pull her in for the kill.
by Lazynutz June 27, 2005
The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!
by lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll June 24, 2010
When you surgically get your penis removed and get it replaced with a barbed harpoon, Then engage in a sexual activity with a girl/guy for them only to get extremely cut by your harpoon cock.
Davonte: god why is my ass hole so cut up from that anal you gave me yesterday???
Morgan: sorry, but im a harpooner. didnt you notice i had a harpoon for a dick? you assmeat fucker.
Morgan: sorry, but im a harpooner. didnt you notice i had a harpoon for a dick? you assmeat fucker.
by Trilf February 1, 2010
A Sex moved designed to make the normal unenjoyable experience of fucking a fat chick somewhat more bareable. The Alaskan Harpoon is preformed by post-forplay when already nude. The enlarged women must lay down across the bed spread eagle and the normal sized man must stand at the foot of the bed. (note-the following is the most important part of the process) Next the man must aim and when he is properly arranged he jumps. The penis of the man will land in the vagina of the girl if properly preformed. After jumping due to the excess body fat of the women the man will bounce, and thus the necessary movement for sexual intercoarse will be done absent of any effort fromt he man.
Used in an everyday conversation:
Paul: Yo Phil, did you here that John did that fat chick from accounting
Phil: Yeah
Paul: Thats such a shame, John is above that
Phil: Not Paul its all good, he gave her The Alaskan Harpoon
Paul: Oh ok thats better
Paul: Yo Phil, did you here that John did that fat chick from accounting
Phil: Yeah
Paul: Thats such a shame, John is above that
Phil: Not Paul its all good, he gave her The Alaskan Harpoon
Paul: Oh ok thats better
by Scotie the great March 8, 2009
To cum in a persons month while receiving a blow job, while that person in turn spits your own cum back onto your dick and continues to suck you off.
A Cuban walks into a kitchen where he runs into his one night stands nymphomaniac roommate. Before he knows whats happening the nympho starts giving him a blow job. The Cuban was all about the blow job and was wondering if the nympho would spit or swallow. He was not expecting the nympho to spit his own cum back onto his dick and start sucking him off again (Cuban Harpoon).
by Skippy the Pirate or Bubbles September 8, 2009
by asssmann May 30, 2010
When one Laxbrah takes the butt-end of their stick(has to be rubber), stabs their brah in their penny and continuously twists their stick until they can't move and are under your control. While doing the Lax-Harpoon one must yell HARPOON! it is the rule as to allow the person time to de-harpoon you
2 brahs are laxin it up outside o school and one is shagging a ball from the net the other brah turns and Lax-Harpoons him screaming HARPOON!
by jasonium May 27, 2010