Ho Ho Hanukkah

A tradition mainly celebrated by modern Jews where, on th 24th December, they stand on their rooves with hunting rifles and try and shoot down Santa.

"Christmas Eve is tomorrow, you prepared for Ho Ho Hanukkah?"

by double90 December 9, 2020

Hanukkah Bush

A long haired vagina that is well groomed

My friend Dreenie was like hey lex wanna see my christmas tree and i was like no way man check this Hanukkah bush.

by LexTheBex December 9, 2008

hanukkah hottie

Hot Jews.

Zac Efron is a total Hanukkah hottie.

by Ahanukkahhottie January 4, 2014

hanukkah tree

The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.

"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"

by #SuperJew March 3, 2016

Hanukkah Hoe

A turkey girl that lasted past Christmas, as unexpected and was still cuffed after Christmas Day. A Hanukkah Hoe is much better off without the a-hole she is dating at this point as his true colors have really shown but she is just too dumb to leave.

Hey, is Greg still with turkey girl?

Yeah, she's a real idiot and turned herself into his Hanukkah Hoe even though he won't make it Facebook official.

by kendallcm December 28, 2016

Hanukkah'ed

Hanukkah'ed is when someone gets a menorah shoved in their anal cavity or to a lesser degree the vagina.

What happened to Michelle?

Oh, she got Hanukkah'ed last night and can't come. She said it hurts to walk.

by orca sniffer January 16, 2022

Hanukkah Blunt

When the blunt you’re chiefing lasts way longer than you think it was going to. That’s when you got yourself a Hanukkah blunt. Just like how the ancient Jews got 8 days of lamp light from 1 day of oil.

Person 1: Can you pass that back?
Person 2: Yeah man, this is a Hanukkah blunt, shit’s still pretty fat.

by Selaney June 7, 2022