hallucidating

A member of the opposite sex who, after only one or two drunken encounters, starts telling everyone that the two of you are an item.

Girl whose name you can't remember: "Everyone at the bar was blown away when they found out we're dating!"
You: "Whaaa??"
Girl whose name you can't remember: "Yeah! Especially your ex. Her mouth just dropped!"
You: "Maybe you better sit down. You're hallucidating right now."

by Genovese, Franco October 8, 2011

Handukka

another name for a hand job

I was sitting on a plane with a blanket on my lap and the slam piece sitting next to me gave me a handukka.

by iluvhandukkas February 10, 2010

false hangup

Hanging up on someone (not really) and talking shit about them to someone else while they can still hear.

Casey: Oh my god, i was talking to Shannon last night and i false hung up on her and said some bad stuff. Then she called back and told me she heard. I was so embarassed.

Steven: I hate False hangups.

by me278 August 1, 2007

Hallucellation

Thinking one hears their cellphone ringing when it's really not.

My cell phone rings constantly during busy workdays. Unfortunately, when I go on vacation, I have hallucellations for the first day or two even if I know my phone is turned off.

by SampleOne October 30, 2011

Hanguear

to hang out or to chill.

Ex: Que estas haciendo? Estoy hangueando.
Que vas a hacer? Voy a hanguear.

by Stylzs April 24, 2006

hallucinate

to hallucinate is to see things that are not really there, or to distort objects that are there, shrooms, and acid will make you hallucinate.

i took some acid and saw pixies playing around my head for hours, i was hallucintating

by sheaspeck June 2, 2005

hallucipoop

To have a bowel movement that combines a ghost poopie and a clean poopie, hence, leaving you wondering if you hallucinated the whole incident.

I just went #2, but when I wiped it was clean and then there was no poop in the bowl... maybe I had a hallucipoop.

by poopfairy June 27, 2009