hank

a guy called hank is usually american,probably drives a pick up truck and more than likely has been abducted by aliens! chances are that your friend hank is interbred,a true american icon.

hank "i was driving along in my pick up truck when there was a big light in the sky,when suddenly the spaceship came down and the aliens took me away!"

by harray shipmonay March 8, 2008

Hank

To go to 'brown town' in your own underwear.

To Hank yourself

Oh shit, i just 'Hank-ed' myself

To laugh till you Hank

Did you just Hank yourself

Man that stinks did you just Hank

Upo Hank creek with out a paddal

Hank stain

by Distroy, Re-Think, Re-Build April 7, 2009

hank

a hot guy who will never know i exist because me and my friend used to scare him a lot a while back and he is a scorpio so he'll never forget..

ah, why does destiny have to be so cruel sometimes?

by stray April 12, 2004

Hank

A stupid white person with a short penis

"whoa! look its a Hank!"

by Bob with a Hank September 6, 2018

Hank

a very furry beast who sweats alot

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

hank

Disgustiingly nasty looking

Yo that chick is hank as hell

by J nuzz May 13, 2005

Hank

one who is very hairy

by Anonymous May 22, 2003