helisexual

A person sexually attracted to helicopters.

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." Said by the famous helisexual, Guuse.

by EvolvingEevee February 10, 2017

hemisexual

Someone being sexually attracted to Hemi V8's.

Jeff: "Ahh bro, that hemi sound tho!"

Shane: "Sexy as fuck!"

Jeff: "I think I'm hemisexual."

by lolflooredxd November 29, 2016

Homiesexual

Gay for the homies

Jessica: why r u guys so gay
Me and the boys: nah we are just homiesexual

by Anonomyous69 June 25, 2020

Homiesexual

Acting homosexual toward or around your friends.

Alejandro said to abdussalam "Come to my house and fuck me"
Chris: Nigga stop being so homiesexual

by z6m May 9, 2018

Homiesexual

Showing bro love to your homie's in a sexual, but non-homosexual way. Those that are homiesexual do not have to say "no homo".

I'm not homosexual, I am homiesexual, I give brojobs.

by justpaul420 January 11, 2019

helisexual

Helisexual is a type of gender (Male, Female, Apache Helicopter)
the term means you love to attack and shoot your missiles about 2 genders such male and female
these are the only 2 genders that the Heli-sexual attacks, some refer to heli-sexual as Cis-gender.

The helisexual decided it wanted to attack his mother

by Social Justice League February 8, 2017

Homiesexual

A homiesexual is someone who's in a romantic relationship with his guy friend but it's not gay. This type of sexual relationship can be referred to "friends with benefits" or a bromance. It differs from homosexaulity because at the end of the "sexy time" you say "No homo" so its not gay.

Friend: *busts a nut inside another friend* Other Friend: No homo right? Friend:No homo. Another Ex: "I want to eat you out, no homo". Homiesexuality is now a thing.

by KaidraTheDragon May 26, 2018