pressed ham sandwich

A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).

Fresh from her brazilian, Lillian proudly displayed her pressed ham sandwich.

by SlangEditorial May 2, 2008

ham sandwich

refers to a comment by:
Former Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals* Sol Wachtler in 1985**
about the overreaching ability of District/State's Attorneys to achieve indictments before Grand Juries.
*In New York State, the Supreme Court is the lowest, the Appellate Division is next, and the Court of Appeals is the highest.
**seven years after, he was indicted for sexual harassment and stalking... but I digress

"Even a modestly competent district attorney can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich."

by Bob "A" September 26, 2005

ham sandwich

a groupie.

The band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

ham sandwich

an over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.

Olivia is such a ham sandwich

by william mcfap October 4, 2011

like a hobo on a ham sandwich

to be thoroughly motivated to do something, or to do something as eagerly as a hobo would be to see a free ham sandwich

Lucas jumped in that pussy like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

by DanTheMAn_5643 November 11, 2010

Over filled ham sandwich

A very flabby fanny.

Barbra your fanny looks like an over filled ham sandwich

by Chickenlover99 April 19, 2020

Ham Sandwich

a cooked slab of pig on a bun.

"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005