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halloween shit

A deuce in whereby the process of wiping takes longer than the deuce itself. Typically characterized by a soft and/or mushy texture that takes 15 wipes or more. Usually have to wipe until pure exhaustion/frustration kicks in, or until there is no more toilet paper left.

The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.
Mike: Bro, what the hell took you so long in there, we just missed our flight!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.

Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!
by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Friend: "Did you see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II?"

Me: -curls into a ball and cries-
by -thumpers-chorus August 17, 2011
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Halloween

The only day of the year when it's acceptable for guys to dress up as girls in school.
Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?

Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.

Guy 1: Won't she mind?

Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.

Next day...

Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!

Guy 2: ...
by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009
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Hallmark Holiday

A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).
"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."
by TheMonger May 5, 2006
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Hallmark

A conglomerate constructed entirely of cardstock, glitter, and Keepsake ornaments. Hallmark's main goal is to perpetuate Christmas year-round, so it's four quarters are labeled as follows: Almost Christmas, Christmas, Still Christmas, and Valentine's Day. Among it's many schemes for holiday perpetuation are things such as: three (3) separate keepsake ornament events (the first of which occurs in July), constant, nagging reminders to customers to begin stocking up on cards for Christmas (beginning sometime around August), and the unnecessarily long "post-holiday sale" that runs right up to the beginning of Valentine's Day.

Since Christmas provides such a large part of Hallmark's revenue, it feels the need to begin releasing it's prized Keepsake Ornaments in early July, just as most people are finally beginning to put the horror of the previous holiday behind them. Thus, "Almost Christmas" begins, moving smoothly into "Christmas" sometime around mid-October. "Still Christmas" begins directly after New Years and runs until February 14th and often beyond, so "Still Christmas" and "Valentine's Day" often overlap.

Valentine's Day, which is the lesser of Hallmark's insidiously overdone holidays, fills in the gap between Still Christmas and Almost Christmas nicely while still managing to fill the duel purpose of guilting men into showering the objects of their affections with glittery cards, fluffy teddy bears, and heart-shaped boxes of chocolate.
Woman One: "I'm headed to Hallmark to get some birthday cards. Do you want to come?"

Woman Two: "Nah, I'm not in the mood for Christmas stuff right now."

Woman One: "It's July, I think you're safe."

Woman Two: "Well... alright..."

Sales Associate: *as they walk into the store* "Welcome to Ornament Premiere! All of our new Christmas Keepsake Ornaments have just come out for the year!"

Woman Two: *faints*
by taekwondoangel1 July 18, 2009
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Hallogreen

Getting stoned on Halloween. Occurs on October 31st of every year.
A: "What are you doing tonight?"

B: "Celebrating Hallogreen."

A: "Niiiice."
by StopMeatGoVeg October 28, 2010
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Hallmarky

1. Over dramatic and obvious statement spewing.

-Commonly associated with the movies and actors of the Hallmark Channel.

2. An over dramatic person
"My Dad was acting very hallmarky today after watching the stock market drop and continued to act the same when he switched to the Hallmark Channel."

"Be careful, It's cold." (From a Hallmark movie in which a man jumps into water while it's snowing and the women screams the above statement.)
by Rob MJ December 6, 2011
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