haglag

A person who has sex with literally no body

Person1 "So did you shrodenfroida Lily yesterday"
Person2"no shes such a haglag"

by Lobbaly October 2, 2017

hastage

The awful spelling of hashtag.

#goToSchool

I don’t know how to spell hastage.

by ChloeLoveHarryPotter March 10, 2018

Hangtag

Anything that looks, smells, or feels like a hangtag. (It's how you interpret the word.)

Woman 1: "Man he looks like a hangtag."
Woman 2: "He acts like one, too."

by First Momma June 11, 2018

Hagfag

Gay man who is so comfy around women he makes them uncomfortable.

Coined by genni woods

Omg Stacy! Sam tried to grind on you again? He’s such a hagfag!

by Pigsncupcakes January 28, 2022

hagdagl

Legally robbing a person for all of their nickels

My dear sir, why hast thou hagdagled me?

by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024

hagagy

A literal greek god and is the most perfect human specimen to walk on earth but somehow can’t fucking pull

hagagy is 6’4

by مرحبا January 11, 2025

Group siren hattage

Group siren hattage is when a group of people, typically managers, are investigating one person in an attempt to get said person into trouble.

Sally was caught eating a chocolate bar during her shift, some serious group siren hattage had taken place that day when they were all swarmed around her, asking her all sorts of questions.

by secretofthesnooze November 1, 2025