grace haggard

grace haggard is a bitch ass fuxking whore who doesn’t know how to do fucking shit or spell or do anything. she will never find love, and no one will ever love her no matter how hard she tries.

grace haggard is such a whore!!

by PRINCESS TRIXY July 8, 2019

filthy haggard

A dirty Sanchez using truffle butter.

Wade gave the skank a filthy Haggard.

by Not Mr. Hat January 14, 2018

haggard knumbskulls

One of the greatest bands to come from the San Pedro/torrance area.

Damn I saw Haggard last night, they were better than AFI! Those fools were so wasted on coke and heroin!!

by dad April 26, 2003

Haggard Meathooks

Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.

John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"

by drdent October 27, 2010

haggard tittie

Something or someone that is beyond worthless or hopelessly passé. Used to describe anything or anyone that sucks, is boring or is worn out.

Gregory is such haggard tittie.

by J.Q.T. October 20, 2003

haggard neden

nasty raunchey dirty fish smellin neden

yo mariah pope has a haggard neden

by nunya busnass January 6, 2005

Merle Haggard

The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.

Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.

by chris t paine May 30, 2008