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hobnocker

Someone who runs around knocking on people’s doors and flashing them when they answer.
Dude 1: Hello?
Hobnocker: hey ;)
Dude 1: Ew, you hobnocker!
by NipFace May 30, 2020
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hobknockers

noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.
Two people walking down the street.

Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"
by All the Single Owls July 7, 2010
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Hobnocker

Someone who masturbates in a public bathroom. Its illegal.
Your mom is a hobnocker.
by iksneduf epoh August 28, 2009
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Hobknocker

In british a hobknocker is a person who runs in the streets and hits people in their balls, or a person who hits people in the face with his balls. Used for swearing meaning a person who is a way too much annoying and stuff.
-He always texts me and he won't leave me alone!
-Ohhh gurl, such a hobknocker dat nigga is.
by xSwagDoe April 7, 2013
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Hobknocker

1. A person who Masturbates in public restaurants.

2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.

3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.

4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.

5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
a.Oh my god dude don't look over there! That dude's a hobknocker!

b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.

c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!

d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!

e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
by The True Anti-Hero March 24, 2010
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To walk around and hit people with your penis. it is illegal, and also frowned upon. It is of british slang.
Dude, don't hobknock her. Thats, thats just wrong, you hobknocker
by ski2winsdk June 16, 2010
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a gross and a illegal person which is a hobnocker
Billy is a hobnocker
by Random85 May 26, 2014
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