Hurricane Irma

Go fuck yourself

Florida: Wow! It's been 12 years since we've been hit by a major hurricane. We will probably be fine this year.
Hurricane Irma: hold my beer.

by Nopenopenope2017 September 7, 2017

Snowy Hurricane

Masturbating into a blowing fan, thus sending the particles astray across the room. Preferably into someone's face.

WARNING: This can happen on accident while masturbating with a fan on. In this case, one should take extreme caution when cleaning the after effects of the snowy hurricane.

I just gave Jenny a Snowy Hurricane!
Oh Shit, I just did a Snowy Hurricane all over my wall.

by Hank Jasonis February 13, 2010

hurricane

An temporary alliance formed between the ocean and the sky with the goal of killing people. The ocean's ability to attack the land is limited, so it lends the sky some of its water and energy so it can assault people farther inland then it normally could.

Hurricanes are far more powerful then the storms the sky creates on its own. They are just another reason the ocean must be destroyed.

by Ocean Truth Society April 21, 2005

Crossfire Hurricane

According to a biography of Keith Richards, the first line of the song, "I was born in a crossfire hurricane," is a reference to the fact that Richards was born near London during World War II in the midst of a German air raid.

"I was born in a crossfire hurricane."

by Saturn865 November 7, 2019

Hurricane Bawbag

The name given to the windy day Scotland had on the 8 December 2011.

"American hurricane namers are lazy. They pick easy ones like "George" and "Kate". Only in Scotland could they come up with Hurricane Bawbag"

I got the day aff cos ah tha' Hurricane Bawbag

by granticle December 14, 2011

bullshit hurricane season

Bullshit Hurricane Season occurs in the United States from about mid-summer until election day every year. Every four years there is a marked increase in the severity of Bullshit Hurricane Season, this event coincides with the Presidential Elections. Bullshit Hurricane Season consists of:
-Mud-slinging political television ads which pile up the bullshit higher and deeper each day.
-Debates that include insults and character attacks
-Talking heads on TV and radio "personalities" who dissect and examine every piece of irrelevant minutiae

We are in the middle of Bullshit Hurricane Season so I will not be watching TV until the second week of November. I will be watching DVDs instead.

by kajoe October 18, 2008

Hurricane Katrina

A very large hurricane that made landfall on August 28, 2005, a few miles to the east of New Orleans. Was a category 5 hurricane with winds in access of 170 MPH at first, but weakened before landfall to a strong category 4. Flooded 4/5 of new orleans, and wiped out many small communities along the coastline. Hundreds dead or missing. One of the worst hurricanes to hit the U.S. in recent history.

Thank god Hurricane Katrina didn't hit houston, and bless the souls of those who did get hit...

by Rush8192 September 20, 2005