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huevos rancheros

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."
My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros
by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009
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Huevos con caca

Example in a sentence: “hola, voy a comer huevos con caca” (hello, I’m going to eat eggs with poop)
by Guy with no brain March 16, 2021
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Huevos

My big sagging balls that drag on the ground. For example My huevos are so big and hairy so it drags on the ground
For example My huevos are so big and hairy so it drags on the ground.
by My Huevos Itch October 19, 2022
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Chest Huevos

Man, it's that time of the month; my chest huevos hurt
by SopeKeppsYouClean April 30, 2020
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deja el hueso

Is a phrase from Cuba pertaining to when you ask to stop someone from bothering you.
by LocoForCuba May 30, 2017
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Hacerle huevos

Term to express a situation in wish you have to push yourself over the limit. Situation that requires courage to overcome.
I can't beat that big mothafucka.. either you beat him or he'll fuck u over, Hay que hacerle huevos!
by StrayWolf February 22, 2017
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Los Huevos Rancheros

Used to describe balls or scrotum. Translates to cherished eggs. Often used in baseball.
Player: I took one right to Los Huevos Rancheros!!
by dasamster June 1, 2009
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