Zap-hosting

fucking gypsy server hosting. "ThE tEcHs ArE wOrKiNg On It" "Cancer" fuck you kyle

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by Ziti February 4, 2020

Mr host

Mr host is a young teacher that likes to work at all girls schools. He is not really good looking but he has a good personality which all the girls like. He is very flirtatious and lots of the girls want to get with him. He’s also quite the dick head as he’s cocky but he’s a little fat.

“Bro mr host is talking to the older girls again”
“What do you expect it’s mr host”

by Yolo1989!! September 24, 2019

Falt Host

A hosting company that attempts to acquire new customers by posting themselves on Urban Dictionary

Vee: we need better marketing for Falt Host
me: ok

by Cefrigerator October 16, 2020

Host Powers

The excruciatingly annoying powers that hosts are granted in gears of war 2.

*shotgun headshotted from 40ft away*"Damn that kid has host powers..."

by Wlfpack May 10, 2009

Night Host

What does a night host do, you ask? A night host is that jackass who sits in your dorm at night and asks you if you live there. When confronted by scum like this, the appropriate response is "Fuck You," or "Eat shit."

"Hey Mike, got a job yet?"

"Yeah man, I'm a night host."

"Fuck you."

by richaard hertz October 21, 2011

Pyrobyte Hosting

A hosting service that is reliable and unbelievably affordable, with 99% uptime and the most affordable prices starting from 1.4$/gb. They offer the best-in-class hardware for your servers. No compromises made...!

Person 1: Do you host your server from Pyrobyte hosting?
Person 2: Yes, they have the most affordable plans.....!
Person 3: I knew it...! Their servers are always delivered up to the mark and are totally lag-free...!

by Noble_Guy January 15, 2022

Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.

Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.

by YYHeff January 19, 2011