hooking up

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out

1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!

by thottyhoe March 12, 2015

hooking up

An incredibly ambiguous phrase that drives me absolutely insane when people use it.

John hooked up with Mary. (so what did they actually do? Did they meet at the park? Did they talk? or did they duke like viagra-injected rabbits? who knows...)

by thedon November 17, 2004

Anthony Hopkins

The greatest actor to have ever lived. He supports environmental protection groups, cares about the whales in our oceans, and portrays the roles of the biggest bad asses' in film. He is one of a kind.

Anthony Hopkins is god's gift to man. I would let Anthony Hopkins make a sexual eruption inside of me.

by A. Sweetin' March 16, 2008

Hoskins

A person who has lightning fast reflexes and always knows your weaknesses. As mentally sharp as they are physically strong, they are aloof and stoic, prefer to wear dark colours, know how to fly a helicopter, and usually have a past shrouded in mystery.

A Hoskins will either make a tremendous ally, or a highly dangerous and intimidating adversary.

Women will be attracted to him.

Leonard “your opponent today is a Hoskins”

Phil “Shit……”

by galacticbeetroot July 22, 2010

Hopkinned

When a person you are playing with randomly leaves and you are all alone. This usually happens when you are in the middle of the biggest cluster-fuck ever or on the hardest level in a game. It is very common for it to be during a multiplayer game when you depend on this teammate the most or need him for cannon-fodder. The best way to counter this is to keep them in the game by bribing them with money since they are almost like Jews.

"Dude John hopkinned me in the middle of a Modern Warfare 2 match, he was our best sniper!"

by Aerophysics January 25, 2010

Honkin' Dong Piece

A penis, normally being a very large one.

John has a big ole Honkin' Dong Piece on him, the ladies are scared to have sex with him.

by Gipple69 July 18, 2010

Hodkinsoned

Hodkinsoned, noun. When one is high on both drink and illicit drugs whilst enjoying a quiet afternoon around town or the countryside. Usually accompanied by pokemon Go and weird associates.

Wow Pete got Hodkinsoned again at the weekend?! Jesus he said it was a one-time thing, man man has issues.

by Toby Burgess July 11, 2018