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Hooman

1. (n) Another word for Human.

2. (adj) (Hoo-main) A very funny person.
1. This hooman is gorgeous!
2. Someone said to me, "You are hooman!"
by Whatamidoingwithmytimeandlife November 27, 2018
mugGet the Hoomanmug.

Hooman

Look there is a hooman
by They stole my name the ._, April 27, 2019
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Trafficed da hoomans

Is that THEY... AREN'T EXTRA SPECIAL GUYS EITHER! They don't want to have to turn their butthole up to him (because that's literally how capitalism works). So you get 'Well, he's a pimp. I don't like pimps! I like junkie pedophile rapists who tell people I'm smart' But you're NOT smart. In any way shape or form. And YOU BOTH want people to have to do what you say... He didn't have to do any of the shit you say...The shit you say... DOESN'T WORK. It does nothing but keep people trapped in a mediocre existence. Which is what you want.
Because if they aren't trapped in a mediocre existence... Well... THEN... Then you have ANOTHER ANDREW TATE TO DEAL WITH... What do they need YOU for? Nothing! If they aren't mediocre then they have no reason to listen to you! Then you don't matter anymore! And HE might not keep people trapped in mediocrity (No he's fine with it, he'll do it). That's WHY you take so much pleasure (the sadistic kind) in MY situation. You want people to be trapped in a mediocre existence. I AM that (against my will). Even though I created A.I. (And fuck you Alex I can fix the 'using non-linear thinking to trick it into believing stupid shit' problem Alex... Probably... You fucking poof). 'He did a human traffic! He trafficed da hoomans!' It's fucking ridiculous. All because you don't want to live in reality. You want to live in hypothetical future reality! And they only way to live in hypothetical future reality... Is for people to do what YOU tell them... And you will do ANYTHING to force (And it's always for you can call it an invitation all you want it's force by way of input or withholding) people in the direction (whichever direction you want to call it it's entirely arbitrary) of your desired hypothetical future reality. You'll do ANYTHING (to put it in terms Jordan Peterson can understand with is simple idiot mind) 'seize control of heaven.' That's all it is. That's all you're doing."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2024
mugGet the Trafficed da hoomansmug.

Hooman

A human, but the term is used to express delight
Look there! It’s a hooman!
by Keywork Studios May 13, 2019
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SuperWA-HOOMan

Literally a green circle with a face. He's pretty cool I guess. He has a Game Jolt account (he has 1,676 followers at time of writing so he's really famous) and he also has a YouTube channel (can't be bothered to check his sub count) and he is obsessed with FNF. Despite being obsessed with it, he loves to nitpick everything about it every two seconds and is extremely annoying.

Ok thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Person 1: SuperWA-HOOMan is really cool.
Person 2: I agree.
Jeremy: Hi guys.
Literally everyone else: Go away no one likes you Jeremy.
by ethanlolcat3 official :))))) October 16, 2022
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Hooman

Hooman (هومن),is a Persian male name which means 'benevolent and good natured
Hooman is a Persian-originated name
by Michael Stratton July 27, 2022
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HOOMAN

Evolved monke most hoomans and very ignorant and wasteful but some and actually funny
most hooman want to be monke again
Praise monke
I hate being hooman
by Hooman hater 6 September 20, 2021
mugGet the HOOMANmug.

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