Hilf

Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.

That's a real hilf he's got on.

Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.

His beanie is totally on my hilf list.

by Bodoof April 11, 2017

hilf

the act of being sexually attracted to a Hondo (a massive shit)
h-hondo
i- id

l- like to
f-fukc

timmy has been spending ages in the bathrrom, he is propaply in hilf *moans*

by bigstinkyballz October 13, 2021

HILF

Human I Love Forever

You are a Hilf

by Horsekinks August 20, 2021

HILF

Hag I'd Like to Fuck: a female-type person of indiscriminate age who is so indescribably rancid that she awakens unnatural urges.

"Look at that stinky old bag lady with the suppurating sores. She's a HILF"

by Fartsniffer662 May 14, 2022

Hilf

A hunter I'd like to fuck

Damn I would fuck a Hilf so bad.

by That one redneck in band November 15, 2023

HILF

in engineering, "highway I'd like to fabricate"

- Real Civil Engineer, YouTube

"The Spaghetti Junction in Birmingham, United Kingdom is definitely a HILF."

by rew4dfuh3hjiu4dr3indre May 25, 2025

Hilf

H.i.l.f is hottie I'd like to fuck

Any hot person that catches your eye and your like damm I'd hit that hilf

by BaDhotdog July 9, 2022