Hag I'd Like to Fuck: a female-type person of indiscriminate age who is so indescribably rancid that she awakens unnatural urges.
by Fartsniffer662 May 14, 2022
Get the HILFmug. homie i'd like to fuck
that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out
that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out
(in dm's)
friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!
friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!
by john overscore December 31, 2023
Get the hilfmug. Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.
That's a real hilf he's got on.
Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.
His beanie is totally on my hilf list.
Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.
His beanie is totally on my hilf list.
by Bodoof April 11, 2017
Get the Hilfmug. Stands for ‘Hazmat, I’d Like To Fuck’
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.
by babytoof June 5, 2021
Get the HILFmug. by That one redneck in band November 15, 2023
Get the Hilfmug. by BaDhotdog July 9, 2022
Get the Hilfmug. 