Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.
That's a real hilf he's got on.
Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.
His beanie is totally on my hilf list.
Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.
His beanie is totally on my hilf list.
by Bodoof April 11, 2017
Get the Hilfmug. by bigstinkyballz October 13, 2021
Get the hilfmug. Hag I'd Like to Fuck: a female-type person of indiscriminate age who is so indescribably rancid that she awakens unnatural urges.
by Fartsniffer662 May 14, 2022
Get the HILFmug. by That one redneck in band November 15, 2023
Get the Hilfmug. by rew4dfuh3hjiu4dr3indre May 25, 2025
Get the HILFmug. by BaDhotdog July 9, 2022
Get the Hilfmug. 