Hag

1.) A single woman who's only romantic feelings fall for her Gay Best Friend

2.) Quintessentially, the wife of a gay man.

(You may notice a hag called "Fag Hag" but, most will get offended with that little addition because it is so derrogatory and demeaning to her best friend.)

Grace, from Will & Grace, is Will's Hag. I mean, they are practically husband and wife.

by MandyAlwaysKnows May 12, 2008

HAG

Hot Asian Guy

*Looks at good looking Asian male*
Damn he's a HAG

by Agent Trobit October 31, 2012

Hag

A single woman who likes or is in love with a gay male

Kurt: Youre a lonely hag!
Tina: What?

Kurt: you're in love with blaine!

by cmbear May 19, 2016

Hags

A short way to say “have a great/good summer”

A common thing to right on a school year book is hags. “Hags Nick see you next year.”

by Swagmasterlb February 15, 2018

Hag

Two people who meet in the Fate of Happiness and are soulmates in which their love transcends distance and time.

Natasha: You're my favorite hag

Nathan: Ditto

by Nate_hag August 7, 2018

hagging

A competition involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to "pick up", i.e. have sexual intercourse with, old women. The man who has sexual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the "winner". (note: this is similar to "hogging", except it is based on age rather than weight)

Joe typically wins the weekly hagging competition by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.

by pdaddy82 January 15, 2006

hag

When smoking a spliff (a marijuana/tobacco cigarette), you do not take a "hit" or take a "drag" - you take a "hag" of a spliff. The amount of time to hold in the "hag" is proportional to the marijuana to tobacco ratio. The larger the amount of weed, the longer the "hag" is held in.

Let me take a hag off of that spliff, fool.

by happyhitter November 15, 2011