geriatrism

When old people use words that aren't real words, but they're too old to remember or care that they're not real words.

Using "d'ruther" in place of "would rather" is a geriatrism.

by Nate Bodine December 27, 2007

Gura Gura

A person of Indian origin who wears a turban is entitled looks funny and reaks.

Fuck...earlier today, some Gura Gura cut me off.

by Pageet Singh September 28, 2023

Guiasian

Asian Guido

James Lew is a Guiasian

by MRand56 March 29, 2010

sumikko gurashi

Fat balls of cuteness

Everyone in school is crazy with Sumikko gurashi

by Itoshiis January 17, 2018

Geriatrophile

The complete opposite of a paedophile. As in one who likes to interfere, fiddle and copulate with old age pensioners.

"I always had my suspicions about Barry, he spends far too much time at the care home....I bet he's one of them twisted geriatrophiles. Fucking perv!"

by gogggg February 6, 2006

GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.

by shrimphead February 28, 2009