Guchanel

A luxury brand designed by Genius, Billionare, Philanthropist. Sarah in my class

GUCHANEL PUTS PRADA TO SHAME! GIGI HADID IS PERFECT FOR THEM!

by hyperdino April 20, 2021

guach

To blow on the clitoris, making a rasberry sound.

I guached Jess last night she moaned all the way through it

by AdvarkMarkFromTheLandOfDark May 9, 2006

Guche

The piece of skin between your asshole and your nuttsack - at first seemingly useless, yet prevents a man from shitting on his own balls.

i've got a sore guche from riding my bicycle all day

by b4st4rd December 28, 2005

dry gulched

Ambushed

You got dry gulched.

by English Jax November 12, 2013

Guchiry

A Vocaloid channel, really fucking good content, songs slap, known for making Abnormality Dancin' Girl.

Person 1: Guchiry is el pro😎

Person 2: Starts jacking off

Person 1: Guchiry is el pro 😎

by GoldenFartRequiem February 14, 2023

Pulling a Garch

Interrupting a conversation to make a point that is either wildly misguided, completely off-topic, or factually incorrect because you think that you read or heard it somewhere.

Teacher: Let's take a look at this graph that looks like Mickey Mouse
Matthew: Is that a Fourier transformation? A Fourier transform can draw any image using just rotating circ--
Teacher: No. It's a graph that looks like Mickey Mouse.
Warren: Matthew always be pulling a Garch like that.

by Sanjobanjo November 2, 2020

Guiche

The guiche is the bit betwixt your asshole and your nutsack. Also know as the perenium in scientific circles

The cheeky bint tickled my guiche

by Mac October 12, 2004