Gunkel

an alternative name for the penis

Dude, I think she wants your gunkel.

by leftwingin October 25, 2010

gunnells

Gunnells is broken into two parts. It is a last name gun stands for ak-47 and in Greek nells means urinal so sometimes it can mean ak-47 in a urinal. but it can also be a very,very fancy German last name.

wife: why is that ak-47 in that urinal
husband: oh that's just a Gunnells
wife: what the heck is a Gunnells!!!!!
husband: its a gun in a urinal or it can be a ak in a urinal or a fancy German last name

by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! January 20, 2016

cock guzzeler

a person who deep throats one's penis and slurps up the cum

OMG!!!! I cant belive dat everyone at skool saw steffan being a cock guzzeler

by pimp daddy dollars August 7, 2004

Ganzel Flop

The act of standing at the edge of a pool or body of water and merely falling face forward. A face forward fall into a body of water mimicking a falling tree. A belly flop without a leap or jump.

I did a Ganzel Flop, I fell like a tree face forward into the pool.

by Jamesamw June 5, 2017

guntellskoppi

Nickname you give to someone you want to have their life ruined

Me: ey guntellskoppi!
Guntellskoppi: I hate you

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

Gunel

Words aren't enough to describe who she is, what she is. Talk about beauty she isn't even a human. Talk about personality she is by far the most soulful soul ever. If God is real then Gunel is a proof that in fact, God is real.
Laws of physics break down in front of her. She outshines a supernova. The world of poets and writers shake because of their lack of vocabulary to comprehend her beauty.

No human have come close to what she is and I doubt anyone ever will. Gunel is a literal Goddess.

Many poets and writes are inspired by Gunel.

by Bug Thief November 24, 2021

Gunsel Fuck

• noun { guhn-suhl fuhk }

— A guy who's always fuckin shit up,

especially for everyone around him

usually between 18-40, who has a very low IQ, as well as functional fitness, and ability to mediate their own emotions. Though they come in all sizes, larger Gunsel Fucks seem to best display the breed's characteristics.

likely derived from the German word, for gosling, "gansel," which is the diminutive form of, "gans," which means, goose

My gawed, that Gunsel Fuck, sumbitch couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020